Month: March 2021

A QUESTIONABLE OFFENSE

“The human being must always be central, not the products and objects of his skill and energy.” ― Bernard Wolfe, Limbo It was about 8:30 last night, I was getting ready for the nightly family dog walk. The phone buzzed indicating an incoming… Read More ›

IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM

“You’re nothing more than a clever prostitute. You accepted the conditions in which you found yourself and you triumphed.” ― E.L. Doctorow, Ragtime   Growing up, the most popular show in the country was “Dallas”. For those of you too… Read More ›

WHO’S ZOOMING WHO?

“You’ll never decide what you want until you’ve decided who you are.” ― Noël Coward   Who’s in charge of education policy in Tennessee? It seems like a pretty straightforward question, right? Those with a passing knowledge might answer that… Read More ›

RE-IMAGINATION, OR JUST REBRANDING

“Once I called Miami City Hall a “bribe factory,” and another time described Tallahassee as a “festival of whores.” Too subtle? Possibly.” – Carl Hiaasen   An interesting event occurred Last Friday, MNPS announced its new literacy initiative, Literacy Re-imagined…. Read More ›

CONSTRUCTING UNICORN BARNS

“These stories aren’t told for the same reason you can’t go to the circus and see yetis riding on unicorns while playing bagpipes built out of skittles.” – Peter Greene, CURMUDGUCATION   I have two kids enrolled in MNPS. One… Read More ›

PLEASE APPLY MORE CARE

“Oh, come off your perch!” said the other man, who wore glasses. “Your premises won’t come out in the wash. You wind-jammers who apply bandy-legged theories to concrete categorical syllogisms send logical conclusions skallybootin’ into the infinitesimal ragbag. You can’t… Read More ›